The Great Objectivist Strike is a parody of how lobbyists and political shills style themselves as “objectivists” (followers of Ayn Rand’s philosophy) even though they are exactly the types of parasites she condemns. This story is the second of three about one of these shills, James Schuyler Hamilton Shively III (aka Shively), and how his neo-conservative values get undermined by his love for the progressive beauty Fallopia Rosario Perez.
This story is dedicated to my dear friend John Duffy (recently passed) who coined the word “shively” to describe people like this story’s protagonist.
Start
There is a crowd of liberal protestors outside the entrance to the Objectivist Club. I use the adjective liberal advisedly. There are no rough union enforcers or wild-eyed socialists, just a small crowd of young, beautiful college women who want the world to know that libertarian industrialists don’t care about environmental justice. There are a few bearded vegetarian men as well, but these are wan to the point of invisibility.
I carefully push through a scrum of protestors and enter into the smoke-filled club feeling dispirited. I like being a man and doing the things men do like drinking booze, smoking cigars, shooting guns and telling raunchy jokes. There would be plenty of that tonight at the Third Annual Meeting of the Georgetown Chapter of the Objectivist Club. In fact a mono-culture of it. But as a young, single male, a boy looking for girls, I can’t help but feel that the real party is behind me, at the protest. The situation reminds me of what my Dad always says, “Like it or not, son, hot women have power because men want to be with them. I’ve seen Navy Seals turned into Communists by a toned ass and shapely legs.” He was cautioning me against sirens like Jane Fonda, who we all know nearly destroyed America when she visited Hanoi in 1972. Best to not even think about Emma Watson, whose influence is unmooring the very foundations of patriarchy as I speak.
I glance one last time over my shoulder. In that lingering moment I catch the eye of an Hispanic beauty. She has lush, kinky black hair that had been tightly tied back in an attempt to mimic severity. Severe she could never be – or at least not for long – because of her bright brown eyes, large, unfiltered smile and lithe, agile body, which moved with modest rhythms. As she leads a chant I cast her a smile, attempting to channel Cesar Chavez, Che Guevera or at very least Bill Gates. I fear my smile is weighted down by wistfulness, so it falls to the ground uncaught. The beauty looks away.
You rightly may ask, ‘why I would attend an Objectivist celebration at all?’. My answer is simple. Work. To advance your career in what Republicans call public service you need to reach out to hawks, nativists, fundamentalists and libertarians. These people are part of my milieu, we breath the same air, swim in the same swamp, one big happy rent-seeking family. I personally don’t give a hoot about the philosophy of Ayn Rand, but you can’t do better than an Objectivist party for Republican networking.
The Objectivist Club’s carved oak doors close behind me with a thud. I made a bee-line for the bar, cutting through a grey-scale rainbow of white men and dark suits. I am too sober to engage in conversation, so while I wait to be served I listen to the conversations around me. To my right, an intense congressional intern flourishes a copy of The Fountainhead, while exhorting his buddies to dynamite a housing project.1 Metaphorically dynamite, I mean, by withdrawing federal funding. Not with actual dynamite, the way that Ayn Rand hero did. To my left, a foreign policy wonk is holding forth on the hotness gap. I can’t determine whether he is making a sexual or military joke (words like penetration figured prominently). I don’t particularly care. There is nothing here for me. With a tumbler of Maker’s Mark in hand, I began to mingle.
I am relieved by the sight of a man wearing a green, swallow-tailed jacket and white top-hat. It is my crony, Laurence de Ponce-Nez, who is engaged in conversation with a group of conservative notables. Ponce is an excellent companion at these events because he knows everyone; I am pleased to join his group.
The first luminary he introduces me to is this turtle-headed man named Mitch McConnell, who you may know as the Senate Majority leader.
McConnell looks like he had put his torso on upside down, resulting in his anus being where you’d expect to find his puckered mouth. The outcome is much as expected – lilting words flow from his mouth like brown effluent. Even though my father is friendly with McConnell because of a shared interest in corrupting the judiciary, and Ponce’s family does shipping business with McConnell’s wife, we skirt that conversation.
Moving on, we immediately encounter a prominent gambling magnate who looked like Jabba the Hutt, except he had eels for lips. The magnate is handing out stacks of money as if hawking flyers for a comedy show in the Village. The Shively’s have feudal values, so profiteering from war is fine. However, we’re High Church, with a smattering of Puritan and Catholic, so disapprove of gambling. I shy away. Ponce concurs: he places his arm around my shoulder and guides me toward a man he introduces as the Milwaukee County Commissioner. The man introduces himself as Scoot. He has the mean-nothing-to-everyman demeanor you see in professional politicians. And a rodent-like ability to gnaw into conversations, as I learn to my distress moments later.
Scoot’s wife is charming. She introduces herself as Antoinette, which I think is an excellent name for a Republican wife: it lets you know without asking where she stands on ‘let them eat cake’ issues. I compliment her many branded accessories; she graciously reciprocates to me about mine. I particularly liked the delicate way she raises her right pinky while she devours the crustless white-bread sandwiches the Club is passing off as appetizers.
I am rescued from further conversation with Milwaukee’s finest by an unshaven man with pale green skin and bulging fanatical eyes. I say ‘I’ not ‘we’ because Ponce abandoned me the moment he saw this seedy sock-puppet of a man approach. His name is Grover and he doesn’t drink, so I assumed his name-sake is the muppet rather than the Bourbon Democrat (Grover Cleveland). He is one of those tax pledge fellows. A crazy profession to people of my class, whose fortunes have been so greatly enhanced by manipulating government contracts in the pursuit of rent.
The last two members of our group were Rimbaugh (no relation) and some pundit named O’Really. They were having a shouting match. Or perhaps shouting was how they normally communicated. Its doesn’t matter because their bellows are of no consequence. Sadly – at least for those who abhor tranquility – the discussion between the two ends neither in tears nor bloodshed. Instead, the two pundits are shussed into silence by usherettes.
It is time for Congressman Ryan to give the keynote speech.
Ryan speaks briefly but passionlessly about paying back our donors by destroying the federal government’s tax base. This theme plays well to the libertarian businessmen who are scattered throughout the crowd, less so to the swamp who are in the majority. I order a double Manhattan and rock on my heels impatiently. As with any successful politician, Ryan never stops campaigning; he never lets down his guard. In this context it is impossible not to be annoyed. This isn’t a crowd looking for reasons to cut social security; there is no need to feed us bullshit disguised as red meat.
Ryan sits down to distracted murmuring and light applause, the thinness of which is awkwardly enhanced by three pretty and enthusiastic spokes-models (publicists?) who holler and stamp their feet. The day is saved when a few very drunken Objectivists started lewdly cat-calling the spokes-models, which allows Ryan to pretend to save face by making a bee-line with his entourage to a smoky back room.
The next conversational moment I flub without a second thought.
I can only warn, not explain or understand, that no amount of booze and good company will stop libertarians like Scoot from thinking that because I had just toasted Ayn Rand with free booze, I want talk about Ayn Rand’s great hero, John Galt.
Scoot brushes his unreal coiffure nervously with his right hand to signal his intention to speak, and then said to Ponce (who had been pushed by the crowd back in to our group), but in a voice pitched to include as many people as possible, “Monsieur de Ponce-Nez, you have a European perspective. Who do you think is this generation’s John Galt?” Ponce ignores Scoot’s question, opting instead to return to the bar, uncharacteristically shoving a Congressional aid aside as he does so.
I should have drafted in his wake because the Milwaukee County Commissioner targets me next. “Shively, who do you think is this generation’s John Galt? Perhaps the Cocks?”
The word Cock initially startles me. In Republican circles, mention of male genitalia is normally confined to airport restrooms, the Page’s Lounge in the House of Representatives, and meetings of the more bawdy chapters of the Daughters of the American Revolution. After a head-slapping moment I realize that Scoot is referring, not to penises – though he looks like a Japanese food-art version of one – but to the Cock brothers. You probably know them. They have businesses that make billions from disposable things like paper cups and ecosystems.
And who loom large in this story, as you shall see.
I look at Scoot meaningfully in an attempt to buy myself some time. I inhale and then neutrally say, “I think all Republicans should be asking ourselves – and each other – what we think of the Cocks.”
Scoot acknowledges my remark as if it has content worthy of a follow-up question.
And follow-up he does, “What about this group here? We are all luminaries of the conservative movement. Do you think any of us is this generation’s John Galt?”
My response is like confessing to a gay priest that I have decided to become a proctologist after my sexual experiences as an altar boy. Awkward, but full of potential paths forward. I gesture to the males in our group and say, “You men – and I mean you too Scoot when I talk about men – have talents that would be sorely missed if you, like John Galt, went on strike.”
“What strike?” two dozen curious onlookers ask simultaneously, including at least six reporters.
And there you have it. My careless words have started an Objectivist labor action.
1 Grover Cleveland, 22nd President of the United States
“Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to be stored in a static bag? Every moment feels like infinity. You have no sensations. You cannot move. And you only have one thought, how in the next moment you will be eaten alive by green bug-eyed Monsters.” Although his audience was sparse, George’s speech was making an impact. Several people had already left in disgust. One frail person had even fainted. “My friends”, Mr. Brash continued, “we must attack the Monsters before they eat every Human in this sector.”
A heckler, as usual, was the first person in the audience to reply to George’s haltingly delivered diatribe, “I think that you underestimate the Monsters, my friend. They are a far more formidable enemy than your easy words imply.”
George bristled as he replied. “Are you kidding me? A dozen cruisers could disable the entire Monster fleet. Forget about what two battleships could do.”
“Do you have two battleships?”, the heckler asked.
“I have access to 6 fully armored cruisers” a balding man with wicked, small eyes interjected. “Even though I think Mr. Brash’s case could have been more articulately made, I agree with his assessment of the Kulnoi.”
George cast a discerning eye over the evil looking gnome who had just spoken. In addition to his beady eyes, he had a crooked smile and grating manner. “This truly is the type of man who would have access to military hardware”, George thought with excitement. “He could help me realize my dream of initiating an illegal military action against Kuln Prime, the Monster’s home world.” The heckler, the audience, indeed the entire university campus became invisible to him. He looked the man in the eye and asked, “What is your name?”
“Richard Chump. Call me Dick.”
George looked away from Dick and toward the dwindling crowd. He inhaled shallowly and then spoke, as if to a throng, “If Mr. Chump can deliver six cruisers to me, the time for talking is over. If there is anyone in this audience who wants to do something about the Monsters, step forward. I am no longer interested in debating with myself.”
Risa, a petite woman who had been standing in the front row while George gave his pitch hesitated. On one hand, George’s insistence that only a violent solution was possible to the Kulnoi problem, disturbed her. She was a good Christian and believed that peace was better than war and that love was better than hate. On the other hand, she was realistic enough to know that some species only understood violence; so violence in foreign relations was inevitable. In the end what swayed her was George’s decisiveness. Humanity couldn’t just do nothing about the Monsters. If she was going to hitch herself to a tugboat, it would be to a tugboat like George who was willing to do something, anything, about Humanity’s greatest foe. She stepped forward.
Jam wasn’t certain why he stepped forward. Certainly, he was, like every right-thinking Human, profoundly concerned about the Monster problem. Perhaps more importantly, he viewed himself as someone who should step forward. He was an unreflective man of action whose skills, experience and attitude were perfect for an illegal military adventure. However, there was no denying that there was something witless and sophomoric about George, so Jam also hesitated. In the end, like Risa, he was charmed by Mr. Brash’s unwillingness to let soft values undermine the pursuit of hard foreign policy goals.
Unlike Jam and Risa, the lobbyist Cruel Rave brought very little to the table, and knew it. “What good are my skills in the heat of battle?” he thought morosely. He was ultimately compelled to volunteer for George’s criminal escapade by his patriotism. “Mr. Brash”, Cruel addressed George in his thin, nasal voice, “I really don’t have too much to offer. All I ever do is spin news stories for my political masters. And I know I’m not much to look at. But I lost a brother at the Battle of Kuln; I hate Monsters as much as anyone.”
George thought as deeply as he could about the problem posed by this pasty-faced, weak volunteer. With his flat feet, drooping paunch and thinning hair he certainly was not an impressive physical specimen. But Mr. Brash also knew that physical health was not that important in a modern, military adventure. It was far more important for a modern warrior to have a wanton, destructive nature than a toned abdomen. “Is this man craven enough to be on my crew?” George thought discerningly. He looked directly into Cruel’s weasel eyes and saw a shiftless,
untrustworthy soul. “You lost family at Kuln?” George said. “I lost my father. “
“Yeah. I heard the static-bag story”, Cruel replied.
This moment of near-intimacy clinched George’s decision “Cruel, you have more than nothing to offer our team. When our expedition stirs things up between Humanity and the Monsters we’re going to need all the spin you’ve got in you, and more.”
§
The group, because they were a clique of criminal adventurers, decided to call themselves the Coterie. They met the next day at Mr. Rheumy’s house.
Although Dundald Rheumy’s house was modest, everything about it suggested more. The casual placement of the clay soldier in the hallway, for example, suggested that Mr. Rheumy could afford the entire Qing army if he so chose. The pyramid by the Jungle-Jim was an homage the Cheop’s tomb. But what impressed George most was that these modest suggestions of wealth and power were real. If Dundald could afford even one battle cruiser he was a very rich man indeed. George understood that Mr. Rheumy knew people who could finance the entire expedition.
George began the meeting without introductions, “Is there any one here who cannot go on a mission immediately? If so, you should excuse yourself. I will have a driver take you home.”
No one stepped forward or backward. It was a room full of heroes.
Dick filled the patriotic lull with a wheez and a hork, “So we’re all in?”
Everyone in the room nodded. §
Now that she was committed to this adventure, Risa wanted to bolster her decision with details. “How long will the mission last?” she asked.
“20 to 30 days tops”, Dundald replied briskly. “Most of that is travel time. I bet our battles only last minutes.”
Risa rubbed her chin pensively, impressed by Dunald’s brisk response.
Despite himself Jam was impressed too. He knew the horrors of war. He’d been shot down and tortured. He had even spent time- an infinity – in a static bag. He knew there was brutality in war, but he also knew there could be glory.. He yearned, all of Humanity yearned, for a big victory. There had been too many stalemates recently. “So what exactly is the mission, gentlemen?”
George answered Jam’s query, “We’re going to liberate the food factory on Kuln’s Moon.”
The room became completely silent at the apparent lunacy of his answer. George burst into a grin. “It is possible. Dundald, would you like to explain?”
Mr. Rheumy strode to one end of the long oak boardroom table. Altough his skin was thinly stretched over his sharp bones, he looked neither gaunt nor weak. “First a bit about myself, I’m a military historian.”
“Sometimes he makes history” Dick interjected with as much smarm as he could muster.
Dundald smirked but continued as if Dick had not spoken, “Most military victories involve a large army overwhelming a small one. Not only is this approach wasteful, it does not guarantee victory. Think of all those battles like Marathon, where a small, organized force defeated a much larger, poorly organized one. If you can sometimes win with a smaller force, why not always win with one, and save money.”
“How is this relevant to the Monsters, Sir?” Risa asked. It was an impatient question, but no one minded. In fact, Dundald’s thin lips disappeared into a smile as he responded, “Imagine a situation where you have a small, overwhelming force”, he said.
“Are there any battleships included in this hypothetical force?” Jam asked. He was not yet convinced by Dundald’s theoretical talk. “
Dunald’s smile was thin and predatory, “After we liberate the Moon.”
Jam gasped. Dundald’s words implied that the Pan-Human navy would intervene, with battleships, against the Monsters if the Coterie‘s escapade was successful. “I’m surprised we only got six cruisers!” Jam exclaimed. “There must be dozens of military contractors who would risk entire fortunes for the chance to profit from a conflict with the Monsters.”
“Six cruisers are five more than we need” Dundald crowed to his audience. “Each cruiser has a munitions factory on board. With access to the metals which are abundant on Kuln’s Moon, these ships could fight for 100 years.”
“Even if we win our battle, how do we ensure we do not initiate a war?” Risa asked.
Cruel, who was barely visible in his padded chair, replied, “Avoid war? Risa, the purpose of this adventure is to start a war. And then quickly win it”, he added as an afterthought.
§
The crew of the Coterie could best be divided into the leaders George, Risa and Jam; the cronies Dick, Dun and Rave; and ten mercenary pilots. This natural division was reflected in their flight plan. Five cruisers were given two pilots each, while the cronies and the leaders piled into the Shill, which became the command ship.
The presence of two cliques on the Shill could have led to trouble but did not. Fortunately, the cronies, whose military strengths were also serious social weaknesses, preferred to keep to themselves. They would sit in the smoking room for hours drinking and reminiscing.Their discussions, by virtue of constant repetition, were nuanced: they would talk for hours about deeper aspects of political philosophy, such as whether it was more fun to harm an innocent opponent or an insufferable prick. Cruel was particularly interested in incarcerating his enemies. When he held forth on penal politics it was as if Plato himself had founded his Republic on the bridge of the Shill.
Conversation did not flow so easily among the leaders as among the cronies. George, in particular was a problem because he was inarticulate to the point of incoherence, but felt that it was incumbent upon himself as their leader to keep the conversation going. Although George was an ineffectual leader his instincts were on the money: it was a good idea to keep the conversation going, because with silence came brooding about what it was like to be eaten alive by green bug-eyed Monsters. §During one occurrence of terror-filled torpor Jam said, “George, you never told us why our ship is called the Shill.”
“It’s a tribute to one of my role models.” George replied. “I chose my role models from among the mediocre. That is because I am not a great man, like Tamerlane or Genghis Khan. I am near-great.”
Risa approved of George’s humility. “It was right that the near-great should be humble”, she thought. “Leave arrogance to the great men, who don’t need it.”
George continued. “My models include leaders like Calvin Coolidge, Madame Chiang Kai-shek and Gerald Ford, people who through extreme serendipity have managed to gain responsibility far in excess of their abilities.”
“Yes. But why the Shill?” Risa was always quick with the impatient questions. Perhaps too quick.
George was not flustered by the aptness of her question. He marshaled his free ranging neurons into a reply, “In the nineteenth century there was a political boss in New York City named Roscoe Conkling. Although Roscoe’s perfidy made him a great politician, it was his near-great protégé, and shill, Chester Alan Arthur who became the 21st President of the United States. I named this ship the Shill in honor of President Arthur, and to remind myself that if I pimp for the right boss, and have a bit of luck, I can make it all the way to the top.”
The well-liquored Mr. Chump’s face twisted into the smile of a curmudgeonly troll. Dick knew that George was a ton of bricks short of a full load, so was always pleased to see wisdom somehow finding a purchase on his slippery, thin brain.
Unfortunately, they could only keep conversation with George going for so long, so George’s moment of lucidity was followed by fearful silence. §
They brooded not only because of their fears but also because there was so little to do. Heroic journeys are mostly prosaic and dull. Like ordinary people, heroes must focus on such issues as where to sleep, how to keep busy and what to eat. Food is always a contentious topic because the food supplies on quixotic missions are inflexible, which causes problems when people discover that the burgers suck and the lasagna is really good. Friendships form because of this. For once in his life Dundald found that his lean and hungry bearing was a social asset, for he rarely ate and was happy to share treats such as chocolate cake. “It is as if you can live on malice alone” Risa, a frequent beneficiary of Dundald’s largess, once noted. He laughed raucously at this remark, for her words were truer than she realized. In contrast, Cruel emerged as a social problem because he was a glutton and lied about it. Worse, he was lazy and would leave the dishes from his food burglaries lying about for others to clean up. After George roughed him up, Mr. Rave’s worst excesses abated. Fortunately for all, Dick’s taste buds had long since been destroyed by booze and cigars, so he didn’t notice the putrid taste and chalky texture of the burgers; he happily fed on these, keeping the peace by leaving extra lasagna for everyone else.
So the crew of the Shill divided their boring days between torpor, idle conversation and eating. The boredom was serendipitous because when Dick finally assembled them together, two days out from their first objective – a military base that spanned between the third and fourth planets in the Kulnoi solar system – the fear of being eaten alive by green bugged-eyed Monsters had given way to a yearning for action.
George’s strategy was bold and simple: they had six ships, they estimated that the Kulnoi had 1 million ships in orbit around the third planet, a gas giant. The Coterie would divide the enemy into five quadrants, one for each of the five mercenary cruisers. The Shill would fire at will. Each cruiser would have a quota of 166,666 kills. When the Kulnoi outpost was obliterated they would use the gas giant to slingshot to Kuln Prime and then liberate its moon.
George’s bold plan caused some consternation. Jam felt that the idea of five quadrants was unclear mathematically speaking; and Risa strongly believed that the Shill should have more of a plan than simply firing at will. The cronies agreed with Jam and Risa. Dick even pointed out that space was three dimensional, and existed within a fourth dimension, time, whereas George’s plan was based on a flat, static view of the universe. Nevertheless, the cronies let George’s plan prevail. The mood on the Shill was that the upcoming battle would be a cakewalk and that quibbling over details would be bad for morale. §
It is one thing to participate in a military brief and quite another to implement it in battle. This weighed heavily on George, who was a rooky leader whose responsibilities far exceeded his abilities. On the morning of their first attack,George sat down beside Jam and asked with a worried voice, “Jam, what is battle like?” The old timers pretended to play poker and Risa pretended to read as they all lent half an ear to Jam’s response.
Jam had heard George’s question a hundred times before, so was ready. “The an easy question to answer George” George sighed as Jam continued, “In battle you give a command to fire, the computer that controls your ship’s artillery fires, the enemy gets killed, your on-board factory makes another bomb, and then you do it again until all of the enemy combatants are dead. Sometimes they surrender before you kill them all; the Kulnoi never do. But that only means we’ll have to kill them all.” The old warrior shrugged.
For once, George was not placated by a simple answer; he wanted to know more, lots more, about battle, “Have you ever seen friendlies get hit?” George asked.
“Yeah, all the time” Jam replied with a stern look on his face. “We’ve got to remember that the Coterie has tremendous fire power. It’s likely that we are a bigger threat to ourselves than the Monsters are to us.” At that point the entire crew, even the cronies, were thankful to have the experience that Jam brought to the team.
Because Jam’s military wisdom flowed deeply and George’s wisdom was like a shallow, dirt-filled eddie, the questions continued, “Is it wrong to kill Monsters, even though they don’t have souls?” George asked.
Jam took a big inhale as he prepared to respond, but Dick cut him off, “Let me field this one, Mr. Fain.” Dick directed his next remark to George, “You don’t need to refer to religion here, my son. You must understand that war, because of its nature, has different ethical guidelines than peace. You can massacre Monsters because they are your enemy. It is a good thing to kill your enemy during wartime, whether they have immortal souls or not.”
“What about starting a war? Surely that must carry heavy moral consequences?” Although George had great respect for Dick’s sophistry, he followed his own moral path.
Dick warmed to his theme. “Wars are often good, George. They can help you better understand who your friends and enemies are, for example.” Dick’s bold answer caused Risa to look at him in a new light. “It is rare to see a moral compass that is so crude yet so finely honed,” she thought admiringly. §
George and the cronies spent the 24 hours before battle working out the details of George’s strategy. By the time they arrived at their first target, the communications outpost that protected the gas giant, the two dimensional side of the battle-plan was pretty much complete. There were some three and four-dimensional details related to artillery trajectories over time that still needed work. George was not worried.
It only took a moment to destroy their first target, a communication satellite. The moment the dust of the dematerialized target disappeared off of their scanners, Jam called the attention of the gunners to their unfinished business, defining how to calibrate artillery in five quadrants while moving. George, as a near-great leader, would not have his troops doing computer work when victorious. Besides, the pilots were mercenaries. They had other priorities. He ordered the pilots to destroy the small fourth planet, and its dozen moons, wisely realizing that this would be good for morale. As she watched George order people about, Risa mused, “Self-importance makes him act like twice the man he is”.
Once they had finished turning the undefended target into trash, George loudly asked to anyone who was listening, “I wonder what they’re saying on Earth about this overwhelming victory?”
“We must maintain communications silence.” Jam said over his shoulder. He was annoyed, although somewhat relieved, by George’s idleness. “At least he isn’t giving anyone any orders.” Jam thought.
“Chill out, Jam, I think that the Kulnoi know that we are here,” Dundald calmly interjected. “After all, we just blew up their outer solar system.”
While Jam struggled to tame a pack of biting replies, Cruel’s insinuating voice piped out of the couch in which he was buried, “Do you really want to see what Humans are watching, George? I wrote the copy before we left. Here, let me show you.” The spin doctor, turned on a screen, which showed Earth news, “Don’t worry Jam – this isn’t real time. Actually, it is, in a way, but its all pre-arranged.
Risa was beyond being impressed at this point. She had read so much about freedom of speech. She was awed to have finally met someone rich enough to afford it. Of course she still saw the news story as spin. She was realistic. The “Heroes of the Shill” were younger, more beautiful versions of themselves; and the destruction of the communication satellite took longer on the news than it had in real life. Who had heard of that! Even Jam, who prided himself on his modesty, had to admit that the story tickled him pink. “It’s been too long since someone – even my publicist – called me a hero,” he thought wistfully.
Although he loved Cruel’s flattering spin, it made George pensive. His family had never used the word “hero” lightly. He came from a long line of people whose near-greatness – the near caused by avarice, laziness and/or narcissism – had left the family utterly devoid of heroes, and acutely aware of why. Not that the Brash family had given up trying to produce a hero. George had been raised to exceed. From birth he had learned that heroism was something exceptional. It came from having the conviction to stand up to nay-sayers, the boldness to draw moral lines, the steadfastness to defend those lines, and the courage to lead the charge against someone else’s moral system and crush it. Without realizing it, George addressed his next words to the entire bridge, “Am I a really a hero because I just blew up this remote communication outpost?”
“You are witless” Dick noted, to general agreement.
George heard Dick’s wise words, nodded his head sagely and said, “I sometimes fear that stupidity may be my tragic flaw.”
Risa would have none of it, “Don’t doubt for a moment Mr. George Brash that you are a hero even if your actions achieve nothing or cause damage.”
Risa’s faint praise brought tears to George’s eyes but failed to bring conversation to his lips. His awkward muteness made him wish that he had produced a detailed battle plan, which could keep minds occupied as the Coterie approached Kuln Prime. Unfortunately, in the quiet hours before their first full-scale engagement, his simple plan left his idle mind free to dwell on the many ways in which the green bug-eyed Monsters eat Humans alive. §
Within hours of destroying the outer solar system they arrived at the third planet from the Kulnoi sun, a gas giant that was currently 200 million kilometers from their ultimate goal, Kuln’s prison moon. They steadied their trajectory 100,000 kilometers above the planet’s surface and prepared their attack.
“Look at your planet side monitor, sir.” Jam said to George.
George gasped. The huge face of the gas giant was covered by Monster war ships.
As Risa rushed to her monitor to see for herself, Dick leapt out of his chair and said authoritatively, “Don’t panic men, and Risa, this is what we expected.”
Dick’s brave language inspired Mr. Brash to take charge. George was proud to be commander of the Coterie.This was the end point of a path that he had been on since he had stopped partying 15 years ago. Every step that he had taken had been focused on this one goal, and with each step his options had narrowed until now there were no more decisions to be made. He pushed the button on the intercom, “Coterie. This is your Captain. Divide the sky in front of you into 5 quadrants as discussed in our briefing. Each of you will focus on one quadrant.
The Shill will fire at will.” He turned off the communicator, trying to remember if he had missed anything and feared that he had, but he could not remember what.
While George fumbled with his communicator, Risa rocked nervously on her heels impatiently waiting to speak. At the first appropriate moment she let what she had to say burst out of her. “Commander Brash, I know it’s a bit late to ask, but are you certain everyone is clear about what the five quadrants are?”
At this point the ship’s computer did something quite unexpected for a servant-machine: it interrupted George just as he began to evade Risa’s question. It said, “Good question, Risa. George’s plan <i>is</i> ambiguous from the perspective of four dimensional reality. There are many calibration issues related to defining what the fifth quadrant is, and how it changes while we move. These issues will be particularly difficult to solve as we accelerate toward light-speed …”
George interrupted the upstart computer with a cold, patrician voice, “I have no time for your trigonometry, machine. Be quiet.”
The insolence of the ship’s computer had distracted the crew from the fact that the Shill was actively engaged in battle. George looked at the battle simulation that was being projected onto the screen in front of him. The view of Monster vehicles exploding was like the biggest imaginable Independence Day celebration. The combination of the Coterie‘s pinpoint targeting and the abundance of targets, led to kill after kill after kill after kill after kill. 700,000 kills later it looked like the Monsters had had enough. Their vehicles pulled back and regrouped. While they did so, George seized the moment: he gave the order for the Coterie to cease firing and prepare to slingshot.
As George’s team hurtled forward, the Monster ships began to rise up from the surface of the gas giant in a path that was exactly perpendicular to theirs.
“What are they doing?” George tried to speak decisively, but there was a waver in his voice.
“I know,” said Jam, “it’s a three-dimensional crossing of the T”.
“What do you mean?”
“It’s a battle strategy used by navies that float on water.”
“Why should that work here?”
“It allows them to concentrate their fire while making themselves smaller targets.”
The thin line of enemy battleships moved upward through the space directly in front of them, all the while concentrating its fire on the Urgent Fury, which was the Coterie‘s vanguard ship. When he saw that the Fury’s shields were failing George gave the order to fire back.
The Fury exploded.
“Computer. What just happened?” George was aghast.
“A missile from the Contra just destroyed the Urgent Fury“, the computer said laconically, “The damage happened in the fifth quadrant. You will recall that we have some calibration issues there.”
“Stupid computer, why can’t you make my plan work?” George would brook no mathematical talk-back from this machine.
The computer’s voice remained placid. “The lack of clarity over what the fifth quadrant is makes it difficult to create firing tables.”
“What difficulties?”
Risa thought she heard the computer sigh as it replied. “Overlap, for example. If you are going to have five quadrants in one space, there may be overlap amongst the quadrants. Determining how this is so while giving each quadrant a unique identity is difficult.”
The crew let George respond. He did so, with vigor. “Whole numbers!” George exclaimed as he slapped his head with the palm of his right hand.
“What do you mean?” the computer asked.
Only use integers in your calculations. That’ll get rid of the overlap.”
When the computer sought clarification George shouted it down,and then sentenced it to silence. He had more important things to focus on than quibbling machines . After all, they were down one ship; their plans had to be updated.
“Which quadrant was the Urgent Fury covering?” George asked Risa. The waver in his voice was now gone.
“The third.”
“Good. Divide responsibility for the third quadrant among the remaining pilots.”
“Shouldn’t we simply divide the battle field into four quadrants?” an artillery sub-system hopefully asked.
The sub-system’s impudence made George so livid he turned down the volume on the Shill‘s entire human-machine interface. “We’re finishing this battle on mute.”
Before George had finished speaking these words, the Coterie‘s new vanguard cruiser, the Contra, exploded into a ball of flame, this time from enemy fire. Before the Contra had finished vaporizing the Monsters focused their fire power on the Rolling Thunder. It glowed red then disappeared into a puff of metallic vapor.
“Did we do that?”
“No” Jam stated in a flat voice. “When the Monsters concentrate their fire they are able to overwhelm our shields.”
George was dumbfounded. In the same way that he knew that God created Heaven and Earth, he also knew that the Monsters could never destroy a Human ship. The heat of battle gave him no time to reflect on this development however. He received an urgent communication from the pilot of the Free Enterprise.
“Captain Brash. I’m speaking for the ships Ajax and Dessert Storm. What is happening in this battle is not covered by our contract. We’re turning back.” The pilot was speaking in the past – the ships had already departed from the battlefield.
The Coterie was down to one ship.
The gravity of the gas giant hurtled into Shill into the inner solar system picaseconds before the Monster guns concentrated their fire.
Within minutes they were in orbit around Kuln Prime. They were traveling so quickly that it was only on their third traverse that they noticed that thousands of Kulnoi warships were rising from the surface of the prison moon.
Although they were dramatically outnumbered, George did not hesitate, “Computer. Prepare to set up a base on Kuln’s Moon. Make sure the site is defensible.”
George’s decisive commands led to nothing. It took Risa but a moment to realize that the Shill‘s human-machine interface was still muted.
The moment the computer got it’s voice back it said, “Commander Brash, there isn’t a good place to set up our base. The entire moon is militarized. If we get within 500,000 kilometres of it we will be blasted to Andromeda.”
George was not an evidenced-based leader, so the ship’s warning did not cause his resolve to waver one iota. He inhaled deeply and then spoke, “Fine. We will begin to orbit the moon and keep firing until every Monster ship has been destroyed.”
Risa looked at her control panel and reported to George that his plan was impossible. “Our missile factory is malfunctioning.”
“I assume that we still have enough munitions in reserve to obliterate the Monsters.” George was all over this problem.
“We have slightly more than one million missiles left.” Risa replied. “The enemy have just over ten million ships that are within immediate firing range. There are at least 10 million more ships stationed on the moon.
“Let’s get started. We’re going to have to make every shot count. Ten times over.”
“Twenty times over” Mr. Chump corrected. He had a grim look on his face.
Although the battle was heated and the Kulnoi casualties mounted, they all – with the exception of George, who was a bit slow in these matters – realized that defeat would only be a matter of time. Fortunately, no one had a moment to dwell on how they would soon be eaten alive by green bug-eyed Monsters.
The Shill ran out of missiles one day and over two million Kulnoi casualties later. The Monsters then bombarded it until its shields imploded. Once they had destroyed the Human ship’s defenses, the Monsters adulterated the Shill‘s air supply using a drone, rendering the crew unconscious.
When the Humans awoke they were astonished by the size of their cage. That mystery was solved when their captors arrived. The Kulnoi were huge compared with Humans, and walked very lightly in the low gravity environment of Kuln’s Moon. They wore leather tunics made from the hides of their victims. The brown leather was offset nicely by their pond green skin. Their eyes were comprised of spheres of hexagonal lenses. Clusters of them were perched on agitated stalks. Most of the Monsters had only five or six eye-stalks, one had a dozen. Below their eyes were two vicious looking sets of mandibles that they used to tear up food before inserting it into a circular mouth full of razor sharp teeth.
A Kulnoi officer began to bellow at the crew of the Coterie . It seemed to think that the louder it spoke, the easier it was to understand. The Human crew looked dumbly on. They were all ignorant of the Kulnoi language. When the bellowing officer paused to take a breath, Cruel stepped forward, placed his personal communicator on a table, activated it then stepped away. The communicator projected a holographic image onto the space in front of the officer. The image said something in the Kulnoi language. The officer walked over to the device and examined it. It grabbed Cruel’s device, then Cruel himself, and brusquely left the room, a train of lower ranking soldiers followed. The door to their prison closed with a clang.
Several hours later their captors returned with Cruel’s device, but without Mr. Rave himself. The Monster officer handed the communicator to George.
It played a hologram of the Monster saying, in George’s own dialect, “Mr. George Brash, capturing your ship was a great victory for the Kulnoi. You are my prize. Although your government has offered to pay me a large ransom for your safe return, you are much more valuable to me as food.”
After delivering this message the guards then took Dundald and Dick away. George, Jam and Risa had only moments to wonder who would be next; the guards quickly returned for them. They were taken to a food-sorting factory. Probably the very one in which George’s father had been packaged. The Humans were divided into pens, each of which moved very slowly on a conveyor belt toward the Packers and Sorters. Healthy Humans were thrown into static bags by the Packers to be eaten later. The unhealthy and the dead were identified by Sorters and then ground up into pet food.
Commander George Brash looked bleakly up at his enormous, threatening captors. He was four pens away from the Packer, three from the Sorter. He wondered which of the two Kulnoi would seal his fate. He spoke, but did not directly address Risa and Jam, who shared his pen. “I don’t want to be a Monster’s appetizer.” Risa, who had had enough of George replied sharply, “Captain, whether we’re kept alive in a static bag, or ground up for pets to eat – either way we’re food.”
“What I mean is, I don’t want to be eaten alive” George retorted. He sprayed himself and then handed Risa his sprayer. “Apply this ointment to your skin. The Monsters will think that you’ve spoilt and will kill you quickly.” They solemnly sprayed each other and prepared to die like heroes. The spray’s foul smell caused Risa to vomit convulsively. §
The Sorter rudely grabbed a young Human, chewed off his head and then tossed the corpse into a masher where it would be ground into pet food.
“Hey, don’t eat the merchandise” the Packer chastised.
“It was already dead”, the Sorter replied.
“That’s disgusting, eating something that is dead.”
“Not all of us have good jobs, like yours, Mr. Packer. If you paid me more, maybe I’d be able to afford some of this living merchandise.”
The Monsters continued working sullenly. After a while the Sorter spoke again, “Do you think they suffer?”
“Of course they do.” The Packer guffawed at the irrelevance of the question. “My friend you are over-complicating your simple job.” As he spoke the Packer picked up George and poked him harshly in the stomach. The human recoiled in pain. The Monster plunged George head first into a mild solvent in order to remove his terrible smell, and then threw him into a static bag. George struggled futilely until the instant the bag was sealed and time stopped. The Packer turned to the Sorter and said, “It’s actually very simple: if it moves, it’s alive. If it’s alive, its food.”
Fin
The road to the Phaeton Spa was shaded by a row of implacable willows that grew on the banks of a small creek. Joachim, who was dressed in a mimetic suit, reflected the trees back to themselves as he walked along a red, gravel road on the sun side of the creek. He wore the suit because in his familiar, urban environments, it made him fit in – not as an reflection or copy but as part of the noise and diversity of any city.
Today, because he was retracing steps that he had once taken, today he felt like an echo.
“Why have I returned?” Joachim wondered as he approached the Phaeton’s entrance. “Am I here simply to relive my last trip?” As someone who had devoted a life to the pursuit of new experiences, returning anywhere seemed like a denial of what he was, but he dismissed the idea: just because his accommodation would be similar to last time did not mean his experiences would be.
The gravel walkway ended at a tiny log cabin. Joachim entered while his valet robots whizzed off across a manicured garden to his room. He was greeted by a pretty, petite blonde who looked more like an anima extracted from his subconsciousness than someone real. The anima smiled radiantly as she spoke,
“Welcome back to the Phaeton, Mr. Banks. I understand that it has been 100 standard years since your last visit.”
“To the day.”
“Happy anniversary.” The anima turned away from the flat black terminal on which she did her work, and looked at him directly. She spoke in a quiet, intimate voice, “Joachim, do you have any special requests?”
“I’ve asked your therapists to surprise me”, he replied.
The anima’s dark blue eyes went blank for less than an instant. “Indeed. You’ve signed all of the releases.” She smiled mischievously “Do you think that you can be surprised by a memory, Mr. Banks?” He returned her smile, but did not answer her cryptic question.
The anima continued,”Your cabin is a re-creation of the one you stayed in during your last visit. It’s at the top of the Lower Falls, on the ocean side of the Commons. Do you remember how to get there?”
Joachim nodded assent as he turned away from the holographic anima and began to pensively walk toward the exit at the back of the cabin, which opened out into the garden. As he did so, the anima disappeared into nothing. He walked down a dozen steps that resonated tunefully as he stepped on them. The garden cafe behind the admissions office was known locally as the Commons. If he went left, toward the ocean and the setting sun, he would reach his cabin in a matter of minutes. Instead he decided to relax and have a drink, and so walked forward, to the Commons Bar. He found a seat in an empty section of the bar near a pond. His table was surrounded by a small, manicured garden of diaphanous flowers. In the foreground tiny song birds fluttered merrily. As he watched a great raptor flew by like a dart and swallowed a song bird whole. Approximately 50 metres from where he sat there was an elevator entrance embedded into a gargantuan oak tree; behind the tree was a sharp drop to the ocean.
He sat facing the ocean and the setting sun. Perhaps 10 minutes before sunset a woman exited from the oak tree elevator and walked directly toward him. With the sun at her back she appeared as a lank, black shadow. He recognized her immediately by her gait. He was not surprised by her unexpected appearance. After all, this was her anniversary as well. When the woman got to within several paces he could make out what she was wearing: her jacket had sharp, padded shoulders, and bluntly cut edges; her simple skirt was pleated. He could barely make out the curves of her body through this web of lines. He had always thought of this woman in terms of lines: the linear cut of her clothes and hair, the edges of her cheekbones, the slant of her writing, the crosshatched scars on her wrists. And of course, the last words she had ever said to him, ‘Don’t cross that line.’
The moment the woman got close enough that he could see her in color, and not as a limned shadow, the rays of the setting sun hit the diaphanous flowers at just right angle and turned them into a riot of refracted colors. The woman spoke first, “Do you remember the spectral flowers?”
“I’ve forgotten nothing, Marina. We first met on this exact day, at this exact time, at this exact table 100 years ago. These might even be the same flowers.”
“Are you here to celebrate?” Although he knew her words were acerbic, her tone was gentle and polite.
He replied, “‘Celebrate’ is a strong word. This visit is more like therapy than a vacation. Why have you returned, Marina? You were never one for dwelling on the past.”
“I’m here for the same reason as you: therapy.”
“That’s another change.” She had always chided him for wasting time on therapy.
“I’m here for your therapy.” She smiled obliquely as she sat down beside him, uninvited.
As Marina sat down she adjusted the straps of her dress. Joachim noticed that the scar she used to have on her back, just below the nape of her neck, was gone; neither were there scars on her right wrist and just below her left eye. He said, “You’re not really Marina, are you? She would never remove her scars. You’re some kind of image of her. Like a greeting card”
The woman winced at his words, and then said “Joachim, I am a clone of Marina.”
“How could the Phaeton allow … ?”
“I left instructions for this” the clone gestured toward herself “to be constructed should you choose to return here. Although management was reluctant, the staff therapists thought the idea was intriguing. As you can see, the therapists got their way. After you signed the release, of course.” She smiled sweetly.
“I …”
“What did you say?” Marina leaned forward to hear him better. He was acutely aware of her perfume, the sound of her breath, the touch of her hand on his arm, the heat of her body, the electricity that attracted the hairs on his arm to her.
“Your visit is quite a surprise.”, he said.
“Shall I leave?”
“NO!” The intensity of his response surprised him. He lowered his voice to near the point of inaudibility and continued. “Please stay. At least keep me company while I finish my drink.” He nearly concluded by saying that they had left so many things unfinished, but didn’t because he realized now that maybe everything had been resolved the last time they’d met.
The clone of Marina pulled her chair closer to him. They sat quietly for a moment looking at the garden, the cliffs, and the sky in the afterglow of the sun.
He broke their silence the moment the spectral flowers faded to black, as if he had prepared his words and was waiting for his moment, “What should I call you?”
She moved her head so that she looked directly at him when she replied. Her black eyes were clear. “Marina, of course. That is who I am, after all.”
“No, you’re not. You’re close to Marina, but you’re a branch, not her.”
“What does that mean?”
She turned to look at him when she spoke. The moment she directly faced him, she came into sharp focus. Without the scar under her left eye her face was perfectly symmetrical. He had never seen how Marina had looked before her scars, her first scars, that is. She had added others after they met. It took effort to look away from her. But he did before he was consumed by … he did not know what.
He spoke out toward the ocean. “There .. there was a time when I used to think about meeting you again. I mean Marina”, he said
“I am Marina”, she replied.
He ignored her and continued to speak, “But I rarely think about meeting her now. I thought we left so many things unresolved. I left so much unsaid. Now I wonder whether it was all complete the first time around.”
“You have nothing to say to me and think I have nothing to say to you?”
Her words were harsh and angry. This time she didn’t mask them with a pretty, innocent smile. That was one of her tricks, to quickly switch from best friend to best foe. But this time she didn’t do that. Her harsh words made him less uncomfortable, not more, because they were unfiltered.
“I’m not certain I have anything left unsaid …”
“What have you been doing this past century?” she asked.
“Nothing exceptional. I’ve married twice, and had 2 children. They’ve grown up now and scattered to
the corners of the galaxy.”
“… and your wives?” she asked tentatively.
“We keep in touch for anniversaries, but I’m single again. I’m done with family life. What about you?”
He realized his mistake; they both smiled awkwardly. Despite his faux pas, he forged ahead anyway, “What about the original Marina? What is she up to? You must know? Is she listening in to this conversation?”
“I left no contact information.” She smiled a pretty, innocent smile as she shrugged her shoulders.
Her response angered him. “What do you mean? Aren’t you here as some form of emissary? What kind of game is this?”
Without thinking she placed her hands over his and said, “Joachim, I’m only here to say goodbye.”
The last time they had met Joachim’s anger had led to violence; this time his anger – already muted by age – was diffused by her touch. He sat for a moment longer, then all of the fatigues in his life caught up with him – fatigue from travel, fatigue from remembrance, fatigue from ceaseless effort. “Marina, I really must rest. I’ve had a very long journey.” He rose and turned to go, avoiding her gaze, afraid that it would lead him somewhere he did not want to go.
“Shall we meet again?” Marina spoke to his back. He turned around and looked at her. There was no smile on her face when she spoke these words. She gripped the table edge slightly. Her voice had a faint tremble.
Her perplexed angry face imprinted itself on Joachim’s mimetic suit. The absurdity of the image broke the tension of the unanswered question.
She rose and spoke. “The concierge knows how to reach me. It was wonderful to see you again. Goodbye.”
She rose from the table and turned to walk away. But not briskly, the way she might have a century ago. There was time for their eyes to meet. She looked happy, which was not an emotion he associated with Marina. She smiled at him. He tried not to smile back. That was the game. His face remained expressionless for five seconds – he counted – and then he returned her smile.
She turned to face the elevator As she retraced her entrance he saw her differences – the curve of her blemishless back, the lithe way her hips moved as she walked her self-consciously sexy walk. Was trying to seduce him, or was this simply habit?
After a dozen steps she turned and saw that he was still watching her. She smiled her pretty smile, waved an unscarred hand, and then disappeared into the oak tree elevator.
The walk to his cabin was mostly as he remembered it, though with subtle differences. His cabin was still perched on the cusp of a waterfall and had an expansive view of the Western Ocean, but a century of erosion had moved the entire cliff face inland.
As he walked down the side of the cliff to his cabin his mind turned to Marina and her clone. Although he was open about how he had once loved Marina, his memories of her were tinged with rage, bitterness and regret. But those were old emotions that after a century he could barely still feel.
His thoughts kept coming back to the clone with her missing scars.
§
The next morning, the moment he finished breakfast, he asked the concierge to contact Marina. The phone rang immediately. It was early in the morning, so he wasn’t surprised that the video feed was turned off.
“Marina?”, he asked the blank console.
“Yes”.
“I’d like to see you again.”
She did not immediately reply. He tried to read some meaning into the blank, silent console in front of him, but could not. The video feed suddenly activated and Marina appeared in front of him. He had expected to see her in a dressing gown, so was surprised to discover that she was dressed for tennis. From the sweat on her brow he realized she had been awake for some time.
“Joachim, this may strike you as odd, but I don’t know if I want to see you again. When I left this”
she gestured to herself, “I only had one goal – to say goodbye. I never thought beyond last night’s meeting.”
He tried not to sound insistent as he pressed her, “Marina left you as a gesture That task is done.
“But what about you? You are your own person, aren’t you?”
The clone of Marina nodded.
“Do you want to meet me but are afraid to?”
The clone looked away briefly and then her image disappeared. When she resumed speaking, her disembodied voice was slow and precise.
“I would love to meet you. Joachim.”
They met for tea at a tiny restaurant on the beach at the foot of the waterfall. It was a convenient location
for him, so he arrived early and ordered a drink at the bar. Marina arrived precisely on time. Her hair was cut asymmetrically, and was slightly blacker than when he met her yesterday. She wore a peasant skirt that was embossed with mirrors, and a low cut sleeveless blouse that exposed her unscarred back and unscarred wrists. He was dressed in sand-colored shorts, a pale cyan colored t-shirt and seaweed green sandals. He was not wearing anything mimetic, but nevertheless was nearly invisible against his background.
The hostess escorted them into the main dining room, which was a circle divided into two parts. One half
looked out over the sea. The back wall was a curve sliced out of a limestone cliff. Fossils could be seen if you looked closely. In the center of the circular room was a tiny hearth that was home to a hot, red fire. They sat with their backs to the limestone wall, looking out over the water. The sea was dotted with an atoll of islands. Air Town, floated just above the horizon.
“Was this restaurant here the last time we met?”, she asked idly.
He replied, “I don’t remember. During our last visit we didn’t dine out much, unless you count picnics on the beach.”
He paused and then continued, “Why can’t you remember? Surely the memory is fresher for you?”
She replied, “I have Marina’s memories. The challenge is learning which ones are important. But never mind that. Tell me: How did you feel the instant you first saw me? This time.” She lightly clasped his hands – which were resting on a table – into hers.
“Wary. Amused. That question reminds me of … you.”
She smiled flirtatiously.
Despite himself he was charmed. Like the first time he met the original Marina.
He asked, “How did you feel?”
She replied to the ground by her right foot, avoiding his gaze,”I was nervous.” She looked up. “I still am nervous.”
This unsettled him. Nervousness was not an emotion he associated with her. Nor vulnerability. The later emotion he just now realized she experienced.
Joachim asked, “When did Marina decide to leave you? Before or after the … episode?” He tried to temper his insistence, his compulsion to know the answer to his question.
“After. I gave instructions that I could be cloned one month after you left. That’s when the therapists first would let me.”
She stopped and unconsciously rubbed her wrists.
She continued. “I knew that you would come back here. For someone who searches for new experiences, you have a way of always coming back to things.”
The clone flashed her pretty, innocent smile. He read no malice in to it. “You’re right. I’m still not certain whether I’ve gotten closure on our relationship.” Although the wounds had closed, there were still a lot of scars.
“Marina, I’m very sorry our relationship ended the way it did.”
Marina’s clone had been sitting so close to him that he could feel the heat radiating off her body. She acknowledged his apology silently, and then adjusted her seat so that her left thigh leaned against his right. The moment she touched him, he realized that he was tense. He exhaled slowly and unsuccessfully tried to relax his jaw. She took his right hand in her left, and then turned to face him. She tried to speak. To his surprise, she said nothing; she simply held his hand. They leaned back against the wall and looked
out over the ocean. She slid ever so slightly down into her chair; when she was done moving her head rested on his shoulder.
The moment she finished her drink she sat up straight, and said in a forced but excited voice,
“Joachim, I hope you don’t mind, but I have to go now. I limited myself to one drink. Do let us meet again.” She smiled obliquely. Her lower lip trembled slightly.
“A picnic” he replied. “Let’s have a picnic”. A picnic had begun their romance.
“Yes we’ll have a picnic.” She kissed him chastely on his right cheek. Although her manner was restrained, and her lips continued to tremble, in his mind the kiss was full of intensity.
§
Joachim had no plans for the evening so he wandered idly through the Commons. At the entrance to his cabin, he spent a moment looking at the waterfall. He knew exactly how he would feel if he stepped into it. He knew also what he would do when he stepped out of it, for he had done so a dozen times before.
While he stood at the edge of the waterfall a distant movement caught his eye. The source of the distraction was Air Town. It was glittering tonight, as it hovered in the air just above the horizon. The ocean glittered as well as it reflected the Town’s lights.
He had not gone there on his previous trip. That made him decide to visit it now.
He wore his mimetic suit. When he removed it from the closest it still had the image of Marin’s perplexed face. He turned the suit back on and the frozen image gradually dissolved into fragmented images of himself preparing to go out. He never liked to look at images of himself, so reprogrammed the suit to no longer mimic people.
He completed his outfit by tying a dark black cravat around his neck, and wrapping an anti-gravity belt made of chain linked copper around his waist. His taxi arrived promptly. It hovered on the edge of his veranda, partially obscured by the mist from the waterfall. He stepped over the wooden pickets which acted as a guard rail for his veranda and into the car. As he did so, he looked down. There was a small gap between the taxi and the railing, through which he could see the roiling pool where the waterfall met the ocean.
Air Town was ten kilometers away, and floated 100 metres above the ocean. As Joachim approached it, he saw that the halo of sparkles that he had noticed from his cabina deck were lights from the hundreds of people falling toward the diamond studded southern ocean. Some floated slowly to the water, assisted by anti-gravity devices; others seemed to have sped up their descent. Thrill seekers annoyed him because they replaced imagination with adrenaline. Tonight he was content to let them be.
The taxi took him to the bohemian section of town. He exited into a crowd, glad that he had been made invisible, or at least unremarkable, by his clothing. Tonight he felt like being an observer, not a participant.
He found a street-side table at a restaurant, ordered a drink and surveyed the scene. There were few places anywhere where you could see so many sentient species partying together.
A group of humanoids sat down at the table beside him. His eyes were drawn to a young woman who had an asymmetrical haircut similar to the one the new Marina had, short on one side, dyed and long on the other.
The young woman noticed his attention and used it as an excuse to introduce herself. “Hey Mister, hi.”
“I was looking at your haircut. Did you get that here? I like it”, he replied.
“Thanks. I got it cut over there.” She pointed to a partially transparent tubular building, which appeared to be full of water and then said, “I like the way your suit throws the world right back at you, but all messed up.”
“Thanks.”
“Are you here alone?”, she asked.
“Kind of.”
“You’ve met someone, haven’t you, but she’ not here tonight? It’s easy to meet people here. My sister and me already we’ve met all these people.” She gestured to the eight men and one woman sitting at her table. “We’re going sky diving next, if you want to come. Of course you do, that’s why everyone comes here. You should bring your girl. She’ll love it.”
Joachim’s eyes lingered on the young woman’s features. She didn’t just resemble Marina because of her hairstyle. She was the same size as Marina, with a similar figure, balanced features and unblemished skin. “If I could erase all history, all memories, all context, would it feel any different making love to this woman than to Marina or her clone?” he wondered. How would the experiences, skin on skin, be different?
“What’s your name?” he asked.
“Jin.”
“I think I’ll stay here and watch the world go by, Jin. Enjoy your visit.”
“See ya. Thanks.”
She turned away, and then quickly turned back while shouting. “Watch this!”
The young woman’s words were a cue. Her friends pushed back their chairs and shouted “Oi!” They then ran as a group to the fence that marked the Town’s edge, climbed to its top and hurled themselves into the night sky.
§
Joachim arrived late to Marina’s cabin. She did not invite him in but instead asked him to wait outside while she gathered her things.
They walked slowly along the seaweed strewn beach. The sky was overcast so there were no shadows. On the north cove of the inlet the beach gave way to tidal pools. The tide was out, so the water in the pools was still. Marina walked carefully across slippery, sharp stones into the middle of a large pool. When she got to the center she stood still. The water was a perfect mirror. A drop of water fell directly in front of Marina. When it hit the water one wave rippled out. The crest of the wave was turbulent, but otherwise the pool remained still and the mirror image intact. A handful of drops fell and Marina’s reflection dissolved in ripples.
At the far edge of the tidal pools was a mossy cliff, into which stairs had been crudely carved. Even though the stairs were damp, their surface was abrasive, so they were not slippery. Joachim and Marina decided to climb them to see if they led to some hidden, dry place.
At the top of the cliff, it was as if the sky had fallen: clouds scudded low across the ground; the air was damp and cold. Although he knew Marina loved these moody, damp days, Joachim was ready to have their picnic indoors. Marina was adamant. She attempted to use an energy field to keep out the mist, which worked, but created an annoying hissing sound. While she was thinking about what to do next, the sun broke through the clouds. For one moment there was a rainbow in the misty sky above them. The sun lit up Marina’s face. She said, “Joachim, I have an idea. Put this on.” She removed a bright purple sash from her waist. It was too small to fit around his waist, so she tied it into a loose knot around his head. He scowled as she did so. She brushed away his objections, “Forget about fashion, the sash is an anti-gravity belt.” As she spoke, she wrapped her right arm around his left. Arm in arm they leaped off the cliff into the air. Marina steered them. Initially they moved out to sea. She wrapped her legs around Joachim’s hips and then maneuvered herself so that she straddled him. They hovered for a minute, Marina whispered in a hoarse voice, “hold on”, and then they rocketed straight up into the clouds. They were blinded by mist, buffeted by turbulence, and then burst into sunshine.
They hovered in the strong, white light for a moment and then Marina fell backwards off of Joachim’s hips and landed on her force-field blanket. Her gear fell akimbo around her, and immediately began to organize itself into a picnic.
Although the air around them was clear, their force field was relatively hot, so water in the air began to condense. When Joachim landed beside Marina, he did so into a puff of mist. She said, “Pretty quick thinking, huh?”
As she spoke, he placed his hands on her shoulders and encouraged him to rub her. She was not relaxed.
After a few minutes the clone rolled over so that she faced Joachim, and asked, “Do you think I’m like the original Marina? No, don’t answer that question. What I mean to ask is how am I different?”
“I think that you are exactly like her, but better.”
“Why better?”
“Because you have no scars.”
The clone rose up onto her knees, extended her arms and then twisted them so that he could see her wrists, “But I do have scars.” She clasped his left hand in her right, and guided it to the base of her neck.
Her voice wavered, her lower lip trembled and then she flashed her prettiest smile.
“You did that last night.”
She said nothing.
“Does it make you feel more like the original Marina ?”
“I am Marina. I have all of her memories.”
“But none of her experiences.” He replied too quickly and archly. This was how fights began.
She turned her hands palm up so he could clearly see the new scars.
“Why would you want to scar yourself? You’re so …” He choked before he could complete the sentence, from too many emotions, not just sadness but anger and frustration.
“Incomplete”, she said bitterly. “I am incomplete. The scars are part of who I am.”
“No. They belong to a branch of you. Who that person is has yet to be undecided.”
“Really?” He was unsettled. They had arrived at this point by such an indirect means, he hadn’t noticed what part of the story line they were in.
She smiled her pretty smile. “I know better than you what that means. Of course it will be different this time. For example, I don’t have to warn you about crossing my red lines because you already did so, one century ago.”
She paused and fidgeted with her wrists and then continued. “You taught me to hate myself. I hate you for that.“
She raised herself up, “After a century of reflection – you didn’t know that.”
“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
The clone didn’t answer. Instead, she methodically tore a strip of coarse material off of a napkin and rubbed it against the soft skin below her left eye until she drew blood. When she threw away the bloody cloth, Joachim tried to grab her wrist, but she was protected by a force field. She picked up a water bottle and a wine bottle from their wicker picnic basket and smashed both of them together. With her right hand, she removed two pieces of glass from the wreckage, one clear one tinted green, and cut a crosshatch pattern onto her thigh. She continued cutting, in exactly the same spots as Marina had, until she passed out from blood-loss.
Joachim refused the medic’s offer to give him a lift home. He remained on the bloodied cloud, brooding, until late afternoon.
§
As Joachim exited the spa, the anima concierge materialized beside him. She said with a cheery voice,
“Thank you for visiting, Mr. Banks.” Although it was difficult to show any kind of affect, he returned her smile, assisted by habit. Sensing his desire to be alone, the anima hologram dematerialized. He imagined her smile disappeared last, like that of a Chesire cat. Perhaps it did.
Joachim retraced his steps along the red gravel lane to the pedestrian entrance. It was dusk, the air was still and the pathway long, so it took but an instant for the implacable willows to suck him into one of their timeless moments. But time did pass. Gradually the sky darkened. In the last moments before sunset the spectral flowers that lined the lane-way burst into light. The flowers lit his path to the gate.
Fin